Bluffers Guide to Surfing: Instant Wit and Wisdom Jarvis Craig
Bluffers Guide to Surfing: Instant Wit and Wisdom Jarvis Craig Never again confuse your tails with your rails, your SUPs with your ASPs, your shapers with your sprayers, or localism with a friendly…
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Bluffers Guide to Surfing: Instant Wit and Wisdom Jarvis Craig
Never again confuse your tails with your rails, your SUPs with your ASPs, your shapers with your sprayers, or localism with a friendly welcome. (That particular morsel of knowledge could save you from becoming shark food).DON'T SHOUT when surfing. Bask in the admiration of your fellow enthusiasts as you reminisce joyfully about those moments watching friends "going over the falls," and pronounce confidently about the exact location of the Ampullae of Lorenzini.
Surfing is being at one with Nature; it is like riding on God's soul. No one likes a shouter. The only sound should be that of breaking surf.
On the other hand, no one likes a hippy either. DON'T SAY "I'm not kidding, dude. I once rode a Great White most of the way down the