Pundamentalist: 1,000 Jokes You Probably Haven't Heard Before Delaney Gary
Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first…
Specifikacia Pundamentalist: 1,000 Jokes You Probably Haven't Heard Before Delaney Gary
Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme.We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years.Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid.Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again.My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'.Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n'
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