Mummy Lessons - The laugh-out-loud novel for all exhausted parents and parents-to-be Wallen HelenPaperback / softback
THE RULES 1) Try to sleep when the baby sleeps. (SO NEVER. EVER. UNTIL YOU ARE AN EMPTY WINE-SOAKED HUSK AND FALL DOWN DEAD IN THE BABY AISLE AT TESCO) 2) Try to eat when the baby sleeps. (SEE POINT…
Specifikacia Mummy Lessons - The laugh-out-loud novel for all exhausted parents and parents-to-be Wallen HelenPaperback / softback
THE RULES 1) Try to sleep when the baby sleeps. (SO NEVER. EVER. UNTIL YOU ARE AN EMPTY WINE-SOAKED HUSK AND FALL DOWN DEAD IN THE BABY AISLE AT TESCO) 2) Try to eat when the baby sleeps. (SEE POINT ABOVE) 3) Try to get basic household chores done when the baby sleeps. (ABOVE!!) 4) Batch cook food and freeze in individual portions for easy re-heating. (OR DELIVEROO . . . WITH WINE. AND CRYING) 5) Try hiring a cleaner to take the pressure off. (OR JUST USE BABY WIPES) 6) Take time to shower or bathe in the evenings when you can leave the baby with your partner. (OR JUST USE BABY WIPES) 7) Make tea or coffee in the Thermos so it stays hot. (WHAT IS THIS 'HOT' OFWHICH YOU SPEAK?!) 8) Don't be afraid to ask for help, or ask people to leave. (COMMUNICATION VIA WHATSAPP ONLY) 9) Remember to look after and take