How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack There's a new threat in town - and it's only twelve inches tall. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn…
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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
There's a new threat in town - and it's only twelve inches tall. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome.
And it's here. The danger is real. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system - Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply - for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones.
Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and - in the event that a secured perimeter is breached - confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
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