Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging - L. Rennison
Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging - L. Rennison Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. Likes to stalk Mr. and Mrs. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. I used…
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Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging - L. Rennison
Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. Likes to stalk Mr. and Mrs. The size of a small Labrador, only mad.
I used to drag him around on a lead, but, as I explained to Mrs. Next Door's poodle. Next Door, he ate it.Thongs: Stupid underwear worn by old Swotty Knickers, Lindsay.
What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is never acceptable). As taught to me by a professional snogger.In this wild